Thursday, January 18, 2007

- ATTENTION -


WE - ARE - SORRY - TO - ANNOUNCE - THAT
DUE - TO - FUCKING - BRITISH - TRAINS - TAKING - 500 - YEARS
TO - GET - ME - HOME - JUST - BECAUSE - OF - A - BIT - OF - FUCKING - WIND,
THE - SCHEDULED - POST - FOR - TONIGHT - IS - NOW - DELAYED - BY
ONE - EVENING.
WE - APOLOGISE - FOR - THIS - DELAY
ITS - BECAUSE - OF - SOME - FUCKING - WIND

WIND!

ITS - ENGLAND! - WE'VE - HAD - WIND - BEFORE

bastards.

5 Comments:

Blogger Tim Young said...

You aren't alone.

Cold dinner :(

10:52 pm, January 18, 2007  
Blogger domestic empire said...

Perhaps it was the 'wrong type of wind' ala "wrong type of leaves" of the past.

"And will there be a mighty wind, Brother Enim?"

11:28 am, January 19, 2007  
Anonymous Michael said...

We have the same problems here in Southern California, but here its when it rains that everything turns to pot!

4:07 pm, January 19, 2007  
Blogger Crash Calloway said...

We should have a 'train commuters' blogger group, and lobby for some sort of free wireless access to kick in after a certain delay.

1:37 pm, January 22, 2007  
Blogger Ctelblog said...

Your post made me laugh a lot. The UK is a country whether the local authorities never expect anything other than mild weather.

11:28 am, January 23, 2007  

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