- ATTENTION -
WE - ARE - SORRY - TO - ANNOUNCE - THAT
DUE - TO - FUCKING - BRITISH - TRAINS - TAKING - 500 - YEARS
TO - GET - ME - HOME - JUST - BECAUSE - OF - A - BIT - OF - FUCKING - WIND,
THE - SCHEDULED - POST - FOR - TONIGHT - IS - NOW - DELAYED - BY
ONE - EVENING.
WE - APOLOGISE - FOR - THIS - DELAY
ITS - BECAUSE - OF - SOME - FUCKING - WIND
WIND!
ITS - ENGLAND! - WE'VE - HAD - WIND - BEFORE
bastards.
DUE - TO - FUCKING - BRITISH - TRAINS - TAKING - 500 - YEARS
TO - GET - ME - HOME - JUST - BECAUSE - OF - A - BIT - OF - FUCKING - WIND,
THE - SCHEDULED - POST - FOR - TONIGHT - IS - NOW - DELAYED - BY
ONE - EVENING.
WE - APOLOGISE - FOR - THIS - DELAY
ITS - BECAUSE - OF - SOME - FUCKING - WIND
WIND!
ITS - ENGLAND! - WE'VE - HAD - WIND - BEFORE
bastards.
posted by Jamie Summers at 10:10 pm
5 Comments:
You aren't alone.
Cold dinner :(
Perhaps it was the 'wrong type of wind' ala "wrong type of leaves" of the past.
"And will there be a mighty wind, Brother Enim?"
We have the same problems here in Southern California, but here its when it rains that everything turns to pot!
We should have a 'train commuters' blogger group, and lobby for some sort of free wireless access to kick in after a certain delay.
Your post made me laugh a lot. The UK is a country whether the local authorities never expect anything other than mild weather.
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